Recipe for Cookie Pie with Tomato Sauce
1. Cut up fruits and vegetables.
2. Get mad and throw your knife across the room, narrowly missing the dog in the process.
3. Put your cookies on the cookie sheet and decorate.
4. Bake the cookies in the oven for a few seconds.
5. Take the pan out and undecorate the cookies. You only wanted the icing anyway!
6. Put icing in mixer and mix on high for a few seconds.